I think I have Seasonal Affective Disorder, but it’s coming out of my madhole instead of my sadhole. For example, I would pay good money to fly to Iowa and smash Santorum’s little baby weasel teeth in, I broke my neighbor’s giant plastic Land Rover Lifestyle brand trash shed because it was really fucking angry cold out and whatever fuck them for going on vacation and asking me to take their trash out and came dangerously close to telling an obnoxious lady at work when she said “our toilet sucks” that our toilets don’t suck, because if they did they might have been able to put up somewhat of a fight against the giant boulder of shit she left in it.

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  1. hookersorcake said: I think you tapped into some Hunter S. Thompson shit here.
  2. mercurypdx said: Uh oh… WHO SQUEEZED THE SHAMAN??!?!?! CAN YOU PEOPLE NOT READ?!?!?!
  3. 6h057 said: I ride a bike in the cold. It doesn’t help with anything. It probably makes things worse. But I know, if there is a cure, it sure as hell isn’t riding a bike in cold weather.
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