Rush - Lessons
I woke up feeling like the first r in February.
These false springs kind of make the first horse of the apocalypse look like My Little Pony.
I know the mf means “milk fat” but some mornings it seems like my carton is yelling “2% motherfucker!” at me.
Hamilton, ON
We’re farting around the old mill waiting for some Scooby Doo action.
Someone Please Sell/Buy Billy’s house!!! Bucktown Chicago. All inquiries welcome… currently going for about 1/2 of appraisal. —BP
Wowwy zowie.
Source: poobah
I’m going to practice the art of lucid dreaming until I can race cars with Bonzo.
The Dreamletts - Really Now
I’m not going anywhere. At least until I’m 98 in Tumblr years and St. Peter signs me up for some cloud computing.



